Danger, Will Robinson

Today I bought an extension cord to make my standing-on-ladders-with-power-tools a little easier. The child tried to grab the 50-foot one, but I pointed out that could probably go all the way around our house, and bought the 10-foot one.

I also bought a hook for my bike. And a plant hanger. And a few other things I could put up with the drill.

Remember Woody Woodpecker and his manic episodes? Yeah. This may not be pretty.

Aren’t you glad I never found a legitimate need to own a staple-gun?

Satisfaction in Little Things

I cleaned out my storage area today. There are things in there that have been in storage since we moved in. And though some of that–the cat carrier, for instance–is still relevant, most of it is not.

So away it goes. There is room now for me to lock my bike inside when it comes.

In my moving stuff around, I found curtains and rods I bought 1/19/09 (the receipt was in the bag) and still haven’t hung. So I get to haul out the drill one day soon (cement block walls!) and make my house a little purtier. Yay, purty! Huzzah, power tools!

Why aren’t I writing today, you ask? Oh, don’t worry. I will. Soon I shall send the child’s friend home and send the child to stare at her messy messy room (she’s been “cleaning” for almost seven hours!) and I shall write.

Blame the Victim

“The sight of an innocent person suffering without possibility of reward or compensation motivated people to devalue the attractiveness of the victim in order to bring about a more appropriate fit between her fate and her character.”

via The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan.

I’m quite certain I meant to say something about that. But still. Quite an interesting study.

I Knew It!

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

No, that isn’t all I’ve been doing.

*looks shifty*

Really.

On Bureaucracy and Anal Sex

That should teach me to count on a bureaucracy. I’m supposed to get my tax return today. It’s my money and I desperately need it. But here it is, 1037 and no monies. My paycheck is there, telling me that at least one accepted time for direct deposit has passed, but that’s barely enough to cover rent.

I need my money.

Aargh.

Anyway. Some interesting things from about the internets before I fall back into my smut story:

Mansplaining according to Karen is

[w]hen a dude tells you, a woman, how to do something you already know how to do, or how you are wrong about something you are actually right about, or miscellaneous and inaccurate “facts” about something you know a hell of a lot more about than he does.

Bonus points if he is explaining how you are wrong about something being sexist!

Next up: Did you know the age of consent in the Vatican is twelve? What I particularly love here is how anal sex, that cannot get anyone pregnant, has a higher age of consent than vaginal sex in many places. (Also, that in some places the age for f/f sex is younger than for m/m sex, but it seems the reverse is NEVER true.)

Oh, humanity, how silly you are.

Also on the discussion of anal sex, I found this a bit interesting:

At the same time as anal penetration is held up in hetero male culture as the ultimately painful/humiliating/unpleasant experience, it’s also held up as one of the premium sexual experiences any man can have – IF he’s on the penetrating end. (Speaking, of course, about heterosexual relations.)

The writer suggests we call men on that. I say it sounds like a great plan. Make up your minds, boys! Either it’s a marvelous thing, or it’s painful, humiliating domination.

If you’re not willing to have it done to you, why in hells would we let you do it to us?

And I don’t want to hear a word about your poor virgin asses, either.