Archive for the Rants Category

I put up another chapter of Shades.  Mostly the rest of the day was spent cursing various things–the realty company ($480 of my money withheld because the owner’s workmen painted the dining room ceiling the wrong color after it fell in?  Excuse me?), my car, the gas company (four disconnect notices and a phone call so far.  Despite my having the account less than twenty days, and making arrangements TWICE to pay that enormous darn deposit), my stupidity…

Enjoy the chapter.  I’ll just be over here bashing my head against the wall.

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures

I don’t think an upgrade and intelligence patch is gonna do it, guys. We need a whole new OS.

I’m sick and I’m stressed.  Count yourself lucky not to be hearing from me right now.

Did you…want to learn it properly before we make it the official language?

Political Picture - Protester

yeah, I’m normally more restrained than that.  What can I say, someone needs to do some swearing.

I bought the Guns’n'Roses Live Era double CD.  Now, anyone who knows GNR has to be aware that Axl Rose swears about every third word.  Though I don’t prefer my music with foul language, when it’s GNR I accept it.  Axl is effing brilliant, and I’m not going to let some scary words chase me from his music.

One would hope that anyone picking up a GNR CD would know what they were getting into.  And if not, there’s that sticker, right?  That one that I’ve kept with every GNR tape, CD or whatever I’ve bought, the one that warns of explicit lyrics ’cause damn it, that’s how Axl sings.

Except, on this one, I didn’t get the sticker.  (okay, I bought it off Amazon.)  But it says, right next to the CD title “Explicit Lyrics.”  It does.  I checked the order.

So why the fuck is my CD censored????  Not only are several of the f-bombs muted or blurred or whatever they do, on Used to Love Her you can barely tell he’s saying “kill!”  On You Could Be Mine, the word “cocaine” is blurred!  What the fucking hell??

This, people, is GUNS ‘N’ ROSES.  The CD liner has copies of playbills from when they were playing clubs, and the shows have names like “Drunk Fux” and “Fresh from Detox.”

For the love of all that’s art, it’s Guns ‘n’ Roses!!  How the hell can you censor GUNS ‘N’ ROSES!!??!!!

Who do I bitch-slap?